What do you do when your internet is out?

I impatiently and repeatedly power cycle my modem and router, over and over... if the power's out, I sit in the dark and smoke/drink (theoretically it'd be the ideal time to nap, unfortunately it's not an option for me because I can't fall sleep in total science; I need white noise like the whirring of fans, hum of electronics, neighbours partying or even jackhammering outside my door... I think I over-adapted to living 40-50 feet away from a condo development project blasting dynamite all day every day for 2 years lol)