Which comes first: The cereal or the milk?

ight let me settle this once and for all.

If you pour milk into the bowl before your cereal, you deserve to die the slowest death possible. Like, seriously. I wanna watch you fucking burn in my own chimney. And I would love to see your flesh crawl off your body, as maggots infest your pelvic region and you die a slow, painful death.

If you pour cereal before, however, I hope that you find peace in heaven.