What the most Illegal thing you've done

Wow mostly all I see is Pireting some games or illegal gmusic downloads >.>

Basic:
* Pirate Movies, Music, Games, Software, etc
*Shoplift (When I was younger)

Fun stuff:
* Hack Ip's,, Accounts, website & servers
* HAcked school server made myself Admin, Crash the school server for about week. (Back in Highschool)
* Broke into a Construction site stole Dynamite, Tools, Etc (Teenage years)
* Brake into abandon mansions, places (Including Train station)
* Are just a few...