King of the Hill!

King of the Hill
We will be fighting for control of the hill.
Example:
Person 1: I found a hill. MY HILL
Person 2: I send my attack dogs after you and take the hill, then fortify it. MY HILL
Person 3: I destroy you and your fortifications with tanks. MY HILL
And so on. You will use the craziest and most unexpected ways to claim the hill. You can do literally anything to claim it.

I'll start...
I find a hill, and put a sign up, saying: "DANGER: Stay away from hill!" :ultralul: