Looking for someone to teach me cracking.

Looking to pay all of my credits (1,697+) for somebody on this website to teach me cracking, The following things I want to crack are: NordVPN, Fortnite and UPlay - If you can't do these, Please do not reply or try. I want to learn what methods work, how to do them, how to get proxies, how to get combos and more! I will pay 5 Paypal if this is done fast and its a well tought system - I will pay more if you request - I'll only pay if done in 24 hours of this post being up (However I shall still pay with credits).