NSFW What are most NSFW strange thing you have seen?

Worked at a Computer Sales and Service place about 10 years ago, I left early on a Friday night and the Manager closed up. (Basically insisted I go..)
Opened the store the next morning, found a small squash in a bag on the floor in the washroom and a condom in the garbage can...
Found out from another worker that the managers girlfriend came to pick him up after shift....
Now that's weird.. and def NSFW lol