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How do I say hi to a girl without compulsively vomiting everywhere because girls r scary if they're not cartoons :(

27-09-2018, 07:19 AM

Zenith Wrote: How do I say hi to a girl without compulsively vomiting everywhere because girls r scary if they're not cartoons :(

Step by Step Guide:

1. Get out of your comfort zone

2. You make eye contact with her and walk up to her

3. You imagine that her face is the face of the prettiest cartoon / anime character you can think of

4. You take a deep breath and hold in the vomit

5. Vomit on her cartoonface

6. Say "Hi."

7. She says "Hi."back.

8. She vomits on you

9. You guys are even now and you guys will start dating.

Problem solved

Hi Iri, Im actually a girl asking for boyfriend-problem solution.
So the story goes: His sister and his mother doesnt really like me, the beginning is that Im a foreigner and they (Italians) are quite hard on people from outside. I have failed to make his mom happy as Im not used to gossiping and I like my space, time... She freaked out on my bf that she doesnt want me there because I drink coffee on the stairs and I dont chit chat with her as much as she wants to... That Im too serious.
She continues to forbid him to see me (hes 33) and she makes scenes when we visit for weekend. Now my bf is in a tough situation, as shes unveiling to have any relationship with him if Im in his life...
What could I do?

I have a problem wrecking homes, how can I stop? Seems every year I find a new married woman that likes me.

8 years in a relationship, it was sexy, fun and sometimes bad. I already know the word crisis and it happens. How do you fight it?

03-10-2018, 02:41 PM

Didudidudadu Wrote: Hi Iri, Im actually a girl asking for boyfriend-problem solution.
So the story goes: His sister and his mother doesnt really like me, the beginning is that Im a foreigner and they (Italians) are quite hard on people from outside. I have failed to make his mom happy as Im not used to gossiping and I like my space, time... She freaked out on my bf that she doesnt want me there because I drink coffee on the stairs and I dont chit chat with her as much as she wants to... That Im too serious.
She continues to forbid him to see me (hes 33) and she makes scenes when we visit for weekend. Now my bf is in a tough situation, as shes unveiling to have any relationship with him if Im in his life...
What could I do?

*gets a serious question*

*ignores it*

here's my advice, don't get into a relationship with a 33 year old who's still a momma's boy & second of all, if he really saw a future with you then he'd try as hard as he could to persuade his family into accepting you, or scold his family for being retarded. he didn't do either so yeah chief, he ain't it.

lol dude wtf you aint the sexguru aint you? eye ree descence has a bad scent

03-10-2018, 02:41 PM

Didudidudadu Wrote: Hi Iri, Im actually a girl asking for boyfriend-problem solution.
So the story goes: His sister and his mother doesnt really like me, the beginning is that Im a foreigner and they (Italians) are quite hard on people from outside. I have failed to make his mom happy as Im not used to gossiping and I like my space, time... She freaked out on my bf that she doesnt want me there because I drink coffee on the stairs and I dont chit chat with her as much as she wants to... That Im too serious.
She continues to forbid him to see me (hes 33) and she makes scenes when we visit for weekend. Now my bf is in a tough situation, as shes unveiling to have any relationship with him if Im in his life...
What could I do?

The best thing you can do is be nice, trust me, despite of all hardships be nice to your hubby and his mother, sooner or later his mother will realizeand change, Time fades everything. If you think he is the one then you can do this.