Dad Jokes (Post your terrible jokes here)

18-05-2018, 12:30 AM

Vicco Wrote: What did the dry fish say to the other? Long time no see

i chuckled for 4.24214321 seconds. Good job :ultralul:

16-05-2018, 12:11 AM

loadingscars Wrote: What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurty- y

BWAHHAHA this was an amazing joke xD

Found these on reddit:

-Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV

-The final four letters in the word "queue" aren't silent...they're just waiting their turn.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents! :ultralul:

Ceausescu wasn't that bad...
Goes into a list of all the times communism failed

Found out the holy spirit was my father. I am the modern day jesus because my daddy aint around

24-05-2018, 04:39 AM

rooster2231 Wrote: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents! :ultralul:

The bad thing about this one is that you have to read it out loud for it to make sense.

Oh my lord that was such a dad joke Lmao, it was horrible don't have a joke my self but had to reply after that joke

I wanted to tell you a fart joke, but it was too stinky.

03-05-2018, 05:52 PM

behindtheshadows Wrote: I am quite suprised there is not a post about this yet. Go ahead, list them all.

Actually, lemme start.

Dad, make me a sandwich.
-Poof, you are a sandwich n

Sign-This Door is alarmed
Dad- But the thing is who startled it.... A dad was here