Dad Jokes (Post your terrible jokes here)

27-05-2018, 10:11 PM

kfox277 Wrote: Sign-This Door is alarmed
Dad- But the thing is who startled it.... A dad was here

I do not get it. Could you explain the joke to me please?

Your mom is the joke haha, get it? youre a failed abortion. JK <3 much love

16-05-2018, 12:11 AM

loadingscars Wrote: What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurty- y

Really? Good god lol. Some of these dad-jokes make me think back to when I was a kid

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03-05-2018, 05:52 PM

behindtheshadows Wrote: I am quite suprised there is not a post about this yet. Go ahead, list them all.

Actually, lemme start.

Dad, make me a sandwich.
-Poof, you are a sandwich now.

i have no joke today

28-05-2018, 10:14 AM

nandart Wrote: i have no joke today

Cool, then no need to post low quality and bypass the character limit.

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28-05-2018, 04:23 AM

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Cmon bruh, i made this post to share some funny things and you do this

How did the ocean greet his ocean friend? He waved

Did you hear that movie about constipation? It hasn't come out yet.

28-05-2018, 06:15 PM

Iceeyy Wrote: How did the ocean greet his ocean friend? He waved

My honest reaction to this:

This joke reminds me of something my Father-In-Law would say.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Excellent food.....no atmosphere.