Did you ever get in touch with police

Yeah. Once my friend was too drunk and the police took him to the police station and I went to pick him up. The end was we both slept there.

No, why i need to touch policeman? Stupid question :D

Accidentally lit a porta potty on fire while smoking once. Not fun.

I have been pulled over some times and got a speeding fine, but nothing else other then that

Only once since i was a witness of a crash and they wanted some info from me, I got out of that in like 5 minutes though so i don't really know if that counts.