Funny Funny memes and jokes thread

here you can post funny memes and jokes only for entertainment , political and child abuse related posts are not allowed.

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Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

when your mom tells you to do your homework - instead of GAME - like you're SUPPOSED to be doing :rage2:

A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment...
The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.

"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.

"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."

"How does it work?"

The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"

Joke is from reddit, the guy is u/Sambridha133

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

When your friends are arguing about whether the answer was 44 or 45 and your answer was south africa