Funny If you found an alien. What would you do?

It depends on how does it look like, If it looks somehow friendly, I'd try to communicate, but If I find it potentially dangerous I'd run away lol.

TAKE ME TO YOUR DEALER! but probably chill and ask him to take us with him. I figure even in a people zoo i wouldnt be getting fucked over any less?

I would imagine ayy lmao and try to understand them or elese run

ask him if his planet is as fucked up as ours, if it isn't the case ask him gently to gtfo of earth, for his own mental health

What reason would an alien have to visit us? Thats the question...

je l'appelle ted et je lui propose une clope, aprs je me casse loin

I kill the alien because. The earth is for humans!

Ask it if it wanted to smoke some pot with me lol cant pass that up

I would kiss the alien, and slowly strip it's underwear down to it's knees, and see what it had for it's undercarriage. You never know, maybe aliens did have tentacles.

Teach it about how humans work, see if drugs work on it, if drugs work on it, feed it more drugs.