Funny Jokes

Hi,
My name is Milan. And I realllllyyyy like jokes. But I'm gonna have some parties in a few days. And they asked me If I could be the comedian that evening. And I don't like to search jokes on the internet. So I want some jokes on your side. Maybe some self made jokes!

Greating,
Can't wait to laugh at your jokes

I lost my mood ring.
Don't know how to feel about that.


Another one

I tried to catch the fog.
Mist.

I dont really know jokes and im not funny so yeah ................

My favorite was always from Pete Davidson, "Just this past year, Justin Bieber got arrested for drag racing" ............. ?Unfortunately, it wasnt with Paul Walker."

I was talking to a fat lass with huge tits last night.

?My eyes are up here I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.

It is evening. Little Johnny and his friend are sitting by a camp fire.

Theyve been plagued by swarms of mosquitoes already for an hour and the assault only worsens when the darkness sets in.

Suddenly, fireflies appear. Little Johnny swears: ?These darn mosquitoes! Now theyve even brought lanterns with them to find us!?