Funny Please give me a joke!

I find im getting kinda bored, so i would like to hear a new joke
can you plesae post a new joke you made? XD

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

god ruined a perfectly good asshole.........When he put teeth in your mouth kid

What's the difference between the Jew and the Pizza?

The pizza doesn't scream when goes to the oven hahahah

(this is just a joke, im not a nazi)

22-07-2019, 10:38 PM

Cube3oo5 Wrote: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

Then explain me why people keep asking me to fix printers.

Knock! Knock!

Whos there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey isnt working, can you let me in?

said this in another thread but whats the best part of a joke timign (say it like that)

23-07-2019, 08:05 AM

nodgear Wrote: Then explain me why people keep asking me to fix printers.

If you're a programmer, call the IT Manager or .. or you're more than a programmer

Sometimes when I'm writing Javascript I want to throw up my hands and say "this is bullshit!" but I can never remember what "this" refers to

23-07-2019, 03:44 PM

Cube3oo5 Wrote: If you're a programmer, call the IT Manager or .. or you're more than a programmer

I am the developer/programmer. but people think i should fix they printer and idk anything about printers