Phone call, a child picks up the phone. Whisper: - Hello? "Tell me, is dad home?" Child (quietly-quietly): - Yes, but he is busy... "Is mom home?" She's very, very busy, too.".. "And at home." anyone there? - Uncles policemen and firefighters... "Well, at least call them!" "I can't, they're too busy.".. "What on earth are they all doing?"! They're looking for me everywhere, and they can't find me...
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RE: What FUNNY joke you know?
04-02-2020, 07:46 PM
This post was last modified: 04-02-2020, 07:46 PM by Jonor
Two hunters come out of the forest, and one of them suddenly falls to the ground. He does not seem to breathe, his eyes glazed. Another hunter grabs the phone and calls 911. Choking with excitement, he shouts into the receiver: "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator answers: "Calm down, we will help you, but first, let's make sure that your friend is really dead." There was silence for a while, then a shot is heard. The hunter says to the dispatcher: "Okay, he's dead, now what?"
RE: What FUNNY joke you know?
05-02-2020, 01:06 AM
This post was last modified: 05-02-2020, 01:35 AM by Jonor
Samsung developed an infinite space hard drive. Only problem is they're still formatting it. Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive. Hey baby, are you a cloud server? Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
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