Funny jokes

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman ?

Snowballs !


Go on.. share yours ?

28-04-2018, 04:12 PM

kikiriki Wrote: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman ?

Snowballs !


Go on.. share yours ?

Here we go

Knock Knock *who's there* interrupting cow *interrupting cow w..* MOO!

28-04-2018, 04:16 PM

Nobleadam1 Wrote: Here we go

Knock Knock *who's there* interrupting cow *interrupting cow w..* MOO!

one of my kids favourites lol

The best joke of all time is saying "My name Jeff" randomly in Public places (prank gone wrong in the hood gone sexual I need 15 posts so I can leech in the hood gone sexual)

?I am a master of fast calculations.
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?OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?
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?22!
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?Ha ha, thats wrong!
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?Might be, but it was fast!

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What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't a thing.

hahahaha

What happened to the chicken that crossed the roa.....POWWWW

What a skeleton yeld after scoring in a football game?

GHOOOUUULLLL!!!

i know i know
i'll try harder next time

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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A bear walks into a restaurant. He tells his waiter, "I want a grilled . cheese." The waiter says, "What's with the pause?" "Whaddya mean?" the bear replies. "I'm a bear!"