[GAME] Wish corrupted.

Hello everybody!
We will go on a new gaming fun guy, well ... that's it simple, someone posts a wish and the next person has to corrupt it. I guess nobody have understood so I put an example:

Someone
"I want to become a woman!"

Someone....
"You become a woman but you keep your penis in a box and then resurrect your zombie-penis eat you!"

Someone
"I want a sandwich."

Someone....
"You find a sandwich, you eat but c`etait poisons so you die!"

Etc ...

And the person who corrupts the wish of the other must post a wish.

Let's go:
I want the server rid of his cops kikoos