Guide to HQ Shitposting

Have you ever wanted to leave a comment less than the recommended characters for submission, or post worthless content throughout threads? Has the idea of leaving next-to-useless information solely for the sake of post count ever crossed your mind? Does the idea of making threads that hold no value except to bring in possible likes from those who find it so idiotic, they give likes as ironic approval?

Well congratulations! You can't do that here!

(Except... maybe you can)

Hi, my name is Ideology, and I am known throughout multiple forums as the "HQ Shitposter". Yes, my title itself is an oxymoron, but it also is a reality with me. I'm able to bring my post count up between 25-100 posts in a day if I wanted to, even more if the forum is pretty active, and I won't hurt my chances of staying a squeaky clean person here as well!

How do I "HQ Shitpost"? Well, that's what I'm here to teach you today. Follow my steps, and together you'll avoid getting banned, earn some nice awards, gain popularity, and ultimately, become just like me.

You're not foolinganyone with that all lowercase username and default profile picture.

The first thing you must do is change your appearance to avoid looking like a typical "leecher" and more like an "active user". This can be done by having a username that starts with an uppercase letter and has no numbers within it. Wait, what was that? You've already chosen a pretty bad username both with all lowercase letters and/or with numbers?

Simply pay $40 to change that up ->https://nulledbb.com/buy/upgrade

You say it's a scam, but we just profit from your idiocy towards the failure care about quality content.

Now that you've changed your worthless username, it's time to pick a new profile picture! Simply begin with this link:https://nulledbb.com/profile/avatar

Once you've arrived there, it's time to look through your porn files and cracked malware to find that special image you want people to recognize you as. Here is a scientist-created chart to help youchoose what to represent yourself with within this community.

Now you look like a quality member!

In the world of crime and evil, snitching is the best way to lose your ear or hand or hell, even your life. But we're on the Internet, which means the worse that could happen is someone doxing you, and Aoki already has your email and IP address ready to show the world, so whatever wannabe 13 year-old hackers could accomplish, you're still pretty safe.

In order to be an "HQ Shitposter", you must remove all the other shitposts, so yours stands out as some "God-Given" gift to mankind T

What makes a shitpost? Well, here are some prime examples:

In this thread, we see both shitposts and a shit thread. The original poster asks a question, "How much time on your PC per day?" which is an unneeded question. Why? Because 1). The community is only going to comment one thing (i.e their time spent online) and 2). the OP isn't using this information except solely to gain comments on his thread. Therefore all posts and the thread itself are deemed useless.

Here is another useless thread. We see the name of the thread which is obviously not serious at all, and the further content consists of rambling that doesn't even keep to the subject at hand. Such a thread holds nothing for the community and furthermore gives the members of the community nothing to reply back except for either joke replies or posts that go against the actual title of the thread.

Here's another way to find shit threads:

- The title has a bunch of random characters (Example: j1h3 8jjjdjeiehdu)

- Anything from Megumin (But unless you're upgraded, you won't see his stuff)

When you find a shit thread, it's best to report it for the correct reason, and as you do this, you rack up more of a chance to earn a nice shiny "Reporter Award". Sure 500 reported threads and posts may seem like a lot, but when you're being active, that's simply a drop in the bucket for your future as an "HQ Shitposter". Remember, it's only good to snitch when the actual content itself is the equivalent of human waste.

Also remember, NulledBB has plenty of staff already patrolling this forum, and if they find over 10+ reports from you in one sequence, they're going to get ticked off. Just stick to an area that you prefer, and keep it clean for yourself.

Listen, no one is asking you to write the Magna Carta within your posts, but when a thread is asking for an answer to a question, give a good 3-5 sentences of an educated response. If you're within a lounge where people are just chatting with each other randomly, at least make a effort and don't leave simple things such as, "Hey, I'm bored, who's up?" or "Anyone got some idea for a movie?". Be smarter than that.

Remember; you can shitpost all you want, but if you talk in an educated manner and joke around from time to time, it's acceptable.

Example of shitpost:"Yo, im smoking weed and I'm so high, who else is high?"

Example of good post:"Hey, currently smoking some "insert weed strain" and the "insert weed effects" are really amazing. Anyone else smoking up tonight?"

Example of shitpost: "So you've committed an offence and the entire world is trying to find you. You can hide anywhere in the world - where would you go?"

Example of good post: "I want to see some of the responses from members here, so tell me, if you had the ability to go anywhere in the world, all costs and expenses paid, where would you go? Would it be the same place if say you were on the run for committing a major crime and you had to pay for everything?"

The the purpose of your thread or post is to simply raise post count, then your quality is going to follow along. But remember; no one likes a marathon poster:

We're not going to pretend that we actually enjoy seeing you post over 50x just to raise your post count up. We also don't care how many times you post in an HQ way when you're showing up more than Spaceman in the forum Discord. Note, you are able to post as much as you want, but the issue lies when you're posting in;

- Threads that just need to die

- One subforum that no one is going to respond for a while

- Simply going from thread to thread to leave your mark

- Forcing people to see you and your post on a thread that might not even matter.

Plus, you're not doing yourself a favor, especially when you're trying to build up a reputation as an HQ member.

Posts have a purpose, and that is to deliver what is within your mind. Sometimes you can turn any "bad post" into one that people will enjoy seeing, or you can end up typing something that someone will surely screenshot, and you'll be forever ruined. Don't be that individual.

It's at this point where you've discovered a secret section of NulledBB; The Premium Lounge.

The Premium Lounge is a place only accessible to users who have upgraded to Prime and above, and thus they have their own area to which the same forum rules apply, yet posting is more laid back than anything.

There are two forms of communication within these lounges: Premium Lounge Threads and Official Premium Lounges.

These are basically any thread that an upgraded user creates. Because users who've upgraded are giving back to the community, they are more likely to meet many veteran and HQ members who are laid back and simply want to chat. Normal visitors won't see their threads, which means the silliness and wild side of people are able to be freely expressed with no real consequences (as long as forum rules are still followed), but by purchasing an upgrade, you also promise yourself to be more HQ and invest more time within what is created.

You may be familiar with them if you're an upgraded member on any other forum, but here is a quick explanationof them.

Lounges are typically created by either: 1). Moderator Bots 2). Staff Members 3). Veteran or Highly Active Members

They are labeled #1, #2, #3 ect for the number they hold in the lineage of other lounges.

When a lounge is created, you are free to post and reply to anyone within this lounge. This is simply a normal thread like any other thread, except there is no given topic. It is here members can meet other members, have extensive talks about literally anything they'd like, and much more!

Lounges last until 1,000 posts has been reached (this happens quite fast actually) and once that occurs, the lounge is closed, a new one is opened with the next # in the sequence, and the top posters of the last lounge are revealed as well. This continues on.

Why is this an exception? Because while shitposts are extremely hated within the community, it's here that 1). No visitors will see it unless they too have upgraded 2). Upgraded members have given back to the community with both time and money, so already they can relax and just enjoy themselves.

So there you have it. Now you can "shitpost" as much as you want, and appear to be as HQ as your delusional self thinks you are!

Remember, NulledBB is a community of people who enjoy communication and all sorts of interests and hobbies, and you have the ability to form your own group of friends here who share the same ideals and interests as you. Shitposting is something we're all guilty of, but this guide is solely a way to merely brush up what you have to offer, not utterly change it.

If you wouldn't upvote what you said on any reddit out there, then you probably shouldn't post it. Unless it's towards Clxud , because he enjoys that stuff.