Fairly certain theres already a thread on this but ok.
when i was 13 my friend and I broke into a house a stole 3 laptops, some phones, and some other stuff. The kid who lived in the house rode our bus and we were after his iPod lol
Step 1: Get a hazmat suit Step 2: Get power washer Step 3: Go to your local park and start removing chucks of a building Step 3.5: If anyone ask what you are doing tell them to back off because there may get contaminated with [Insert fake disease name] and you are working with the CDC. Step 4: .. Step 5: Profit
Kill two bird with one stone, Impersonation of a CDC agent, and destruction of public park.