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How do you react to spiders?

Submitted by knoxy, , Thread ID: 88527

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14-05-2018, 09:40 AM
This post was last modified: 14-05-2018, 10:00 AM by knoxy
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I absolutely hate spiders! i always have and i think i always will, thing is i have my own house now, and i live with my missus and 1 year old son, and recently when we come across spiders i should act like the man to get rid of these nasty fuckers! but gods honest truth i feel like a big baby when confronted by one of these beasts! Yesterday going in to the bathroom, while taking a dump one just fell onto my leg running up towards me and i squealed like a pig, i never knew i could go so high pitched at 31. Do you lot get these horrible creepy things in your house too and are you scared as well? be truthful, they are one of the biggest phobias in the world.

Check this one out, these are the ones that are over taking britain atm

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Britain, are even getting the scary false windows now! something you dont wanna hear or see :(

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This post was last modified: 14-05-2018, 10:37 AM by cgtweb
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knoxy I don't mind little spiders but the pictures just made me cringe bro!

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I show them to my cats who then take great pleasure in killing them on my behalf.

That said, if I came across a scene like that second picture I'd probably just grab the cats and burn the house down behind me.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people.

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This post was last modified: 14-05-2018, 10:42 AM by knoxy
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14-05-2018, 10:15 AM
cgtweb Wrote:
knoxy I don't mind little spiders but the pictures just made me cringe bro!

Lmao! so you wouldn't mind one of these huge things crawl over your forehead while your half asleep, or just blatantly chilling? :O

14-05-2018, 10:40 AM
Bassdrop Wrote:
I show them to my cats who then take great pleasure in killing them on my behalf.

That said, if I came across a scene like that second picture I'd probably just grab the cats and burn the house down behind me.

I think i'd do the same as you bro! my lilYorkshire terrier likes munching on them sometimes lol
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14-05-2018, 10:41 AM
r0flez Wrote:
Lmao! so you wouldn't mind one of these huge things crawl over your forehead while your half asleep, or just blatantly chilling? :O

Bro if that second picture was a scene in my house, my heart would finally pack in and I'd probably instantly go in to cardiac arrest lol

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14-05-2018, 10:44 AM
cgtweb Wrote:
Bro if that second picture was a scene in my house, my heart would finally pack in and I'd probably instantly go in to cardiac arrest lol

Well for the first picture, i would have to ring my mummy up, cuz she is only down the road to save me from that! and the second picture would have to be a 999 act!
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14-05-2018, 10:41 AM
r0flez Wrote:
I think i'd do the same as you bro! my lilYorkshire terrier likes munching on them sometimes lol

Probably looks more like Yorkshire pudding to that huge mass of spiders, haha.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people.

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14-05-2018, 10:47 AM
r0flez Wrote:
Well for the first picture, i would have to ring my mummy up, cuz she is only down the road to save me from that! and the second picture would have to be a 999 act!

hahaha, can you imagine!

Operator: "999, which service please!"

r0flez: " all of them, fucking all of themmmm, police, army, coastguard.. brings guns and come quickly!!!"

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14-05-2018, 10:50 AM
cgtweb Wrote:
hahaha, can you imagine!

Operator: "999, which service please!"

r0flez: " all of them, fucking all of themmmm, police, army, coastguard.. brings guns and come quickly!!!"

Think they would come out? cuz id need um
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This post was last modified: 14-05-2018, 10:57 AM by Bassdrop
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14-05-2018, 10:53 AM
r0flez Wrote:
Think they would come out? cuz id need um

Not if they saw the picture first...

They might be able to call in an airstrike though.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people.
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