How to CS:GO

CrazyMan · 28-01-2017, 08:47 AM

Dying in Counter Strike: Global Offensive's Match Making
Remember, when you die in MM, It isNEVER YOUR FAULT.

Let your team know that it wasTHEIR FAULTby shouting as loud as possible into your microphone. If they want to kick you, let them knowhow bad they are at CS:GO.

Next, proceed to ABOUT 64 TICK, even though you can't tell the difference between 64 tick and 128 tick. Also your internet connection is to blame, so spam chat withLAG.

Now, let the enemy team knowYOU WERE NOT TRYINGand state you also have aNEW MOUSEor maybe aNEW HEADSET.

But the most important thing isDYING IS NEVER YOUR FAULT.

You and CS:GO's MM ranking system
If you are wondering why you are not a higher rank than you feel , simply ask a lucky noob who happens to be a higher rank than you, the following questions:

how did u get to <x> rank!!1!!/1/1?!!?//??
wat is ur sens!1/1/1/1/11/!?
what skins shud i get?
i soloq and always get bad teams!!11 how did u soloq and get there!?

If they respond with the following:

-"I just play DM and watch guides on YouTube and practice lol"
-"I just keeping persisting when i soloq, i try and be positive and help my team in every way"

Tell them they are full of !

Everyone knows that YOU are not the rank you should be, because ofYOUR TEAM MATES!That's why you are not Global Elite!

IT IS NEVER YOUR FAULT.

Source:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=844771191

chandreshvshah · 28-01-2017, 07:26 PM

Hello,

Its nice to watch the post.

How to CS:GO

Submitted by CrazyMan, 28-01-2017, 08:47 AM, Thread ID: 28697

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