How to SE Fitbit(Alta, Ionic and Charge 3) + Band and Charger

Today I will be showing you how to SE any of these(Alta, Ionic and Charge 3) FitBits. Now I have a few private methods for FitBit that I will wait to post until I get into the advanced methods because I don't want just anyone to have them but these will certainly work for about 70% of all cases.

Step 1: Acquire a FitBit account with the device you want.

Step 2: Run a checklist.

What was the last sync date?
What is the name on the account
Is the owner a Female or Male
What is the country of the account
When was the account created(Some of these will be done by caps if you crack the accounts


Step 3: Change the information to one that falls in line with what you want. This can vary widely but these the main things I look out for

Is the recipient a male or female(This won't matter if you live with a female or male bacsue the driver won't question it)
Will they be using a drop?
Will you need to sign for the package?
What country do they live in? (if you change the name to John Smith and they address is in France.. Well you know...
Why did the gender change from male to female and why did the country change from china to US?

There are plenty more things you must ask yourself when starting a SE so make sure you go0 through a small checklist in your mind prepare for evenuality.

Step 4: Get your information together

Email Address
Name
Country
Purchase location(Amazon works great)
Date of purchase(Couple of months works)
Who will be receiving the package?


Step 5: Have a good excuse and STICK TO IT
Dumbass: My Charge 3 won't sync to my account
Rep: It was last synced 3 minutes ago?
Dumbass: Oh I mean, it won't turn on.
Rep: Can I help you with anything else today?
FAIL
NotStupid: My Charge 3 won't sync to my account
Rep: Okay I see it was last synced 4 days ago.
NotStupid: Yes it was about that long
Rep: okay try this (...)
NotStupid: None of those worked for me
Rep: Okay we will process a replacement to be sent to your address. Please provide your Country and place of purchase

Branching timeline(Dumbass:I live in the Us
Branching timeline(Rep: Your account is france?
You know what happens next

NotStupid: I live in France but I am visiting a family in the US and I will be here for about 2 more months. i purchased it on Amazon.com
Rep: Thanks! We will send a replacement claim link to your email(You changed the email didn't you???) to claim your replacment just follow the link.
NotStupid: Thanks!
Rep: Can I help you with anything else today?
NotStupid: Nope, thank you!
Rep: I'm more than happy, if you are finished please feel free to press the close chat.
FREE $150 FITBIT FOR YOU, YOU CRAFTY BITCH, YOU

Now for the excuses and how to get a charger and a band or two

My device won't turn on
My device won't sync
My device is coming apart(requires PS)

How to get the bands and charger SUPER HARD DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT

Just ask for them.
"What if it's charger and not my device? is possible I could get a repplacment charger?"
"My bands are getting a little worn, is it possible I could get some replacments to go with my device?"

9/11 Times they'll say yes because it's not a an issue of their level in the company if they can send youa charger. Just be nice and they'll probably give you one.

Proof for the hatterz:

Charge 3: https://prnt.sc/me174u
Charge 3 Band: https://prnt.sc/me17ne
Ionic: http://prntscr.com/me1k25
Alta: https://prnt.sc/me19af