In a zombie apoc, what would you do first?

I would right away rob a gun store as guns would be a necessity.

fortify the "bunker" in the middle of my old airsoft field after first robbing the gun shop

Take a bong rip and let the flow go and probably try lsd or cocaine or some stupid shit

Lets hope zombies cannot swim , so i would go offshore and try to survive on a deserted island :D .

Get a good weapon, find a car and drive out away from the city. Find a secure building, raid all stores nearby