Longboard Method

Step 1. Go to
http://www.rimable.com
and find a longboard you like. Check and make sure it's on Amazon.

Step 2. Email [email protected] with the subject "replacement" or something simmilar. Make up a story about how the board broke and it was your only form of transportation to work, and now it takes you 45 minutes longer to get to work and you have to get up a lot earlier. You can tell them that you were a little bit harsh on the board but nothing outrageous.

Step 3. They will probably ask for a reciept or proof of purchase, send them a generated amazon reciept. They will also probably ask for pictures. Take a picture with your phone and upload it to corrupt-a-file.net, then send the corrupted file to them. They will most likely say the can't open the picture, repeat the step and when they say it still doesn't work act somewhat fustrated (like a real consumer would) and say you just want your replacement longboard so you can get to work easier again.

Step 4. Once they ask for your shipping address give them your shipping address and name and whatnot. Tell them the color you want when they ask.

Step 5. Enjoy your new cool longboard!!