It was a long cold spooky night in mid October. I was 10 years old at the time, so it was around like a week ago. I was doing my normal thing ya know, eating spicy sweet chili Doritos, going on nbb, and jerking off to my friend's sister. Everything seemed normal. Until all of a sudden, a spaceship came out of nowhere and crashed into my room. I'm not sure how my entire house didn't collapse but it's alright because it was pretty scary.
Anyway a good looking anime girl came out of the pirate ship and said "arrg me matey I'm here to take you on an adventure" or something like that I wasn't really listening I was too busy playing Hearthstone. I was like "alright sure whatever" but then I was like "wait a minute I thought I was at the supermarket"
That's when things got fucked up
All of a sudden I woke up at the supermarket. Again, with the normal spicy sweet chili Doritos and a dildo in my cart. I thought this was the end of the adventure but it wasn't because when I started walking to a cash register I saw a cute little puppy dog. But then all of a sudden the dog turned into a moose and rammed my head off into the moon.
Once i landed on the moon I was looking around because what else could I do I'm only a head. But then I saw the user @Venipa and he walked over to me and said "hello young squire I have chosen you for a mission." Of course I had to accept because I was only a head and he promised me a new robotic body afterwards.
"The first step was to walk over to the super moon mansion and kill the moonman so I can take over the universe" said Venipa.
"Well that's kinda hard since I have no body you fuckin idiot" I told him.
He realized this and picked up my head and started walking me over to the moon castle.
We began to talk more and I got to know his life. The one thing I truly remember is how one time he kicked this one kid named Aoki's butt. It sounded pretty funny and we laughed about it for a good 20 moon days before walking on.
"So what do you do for a living" I asked him "Your mom" he replied
Oh. Now I'm pissed.
I got so angry that lazers came out of my eyes and my nose and they shot everywhere. Like literally everywhere it was crazy.
Venipa ducked to try and avoid the insane Lazer rave I was throwing but he accidentally ducked right into my trap.
He ducked right onto my catapault and flew 30,000,000 feet into deep space before saying "yo make sure to +rep me"
After that I figured out my head had rockets on em and I flew back to earth. But I miscalculated my landing and accidentally landed on Mars where I met Johnny test. He was all like "get the fuck out of here you absolute degenerate" he was a really nice man. After a while I got enough jet fuel to make my eyeballs fly back to earth
Once I got there I found the moose who started this entire story and used his own weakness against him. I said the deadly phrase "Deez nuts"
The moose proceeded to struggle as he was trying his best not to budge. He squirmed, he got angry. But then I heard a slight giggle. Then all of a sudden he opened his mouth and let out the biggest "GOTTEEEM" Ive ever heard.
Black cat
The floors rumbled, the supermarket collapsed, and the spaceship flew away. Which left me to go home and play tf2.
:Zenith Wrote: I wrote this the night of state championships
It was a long cold spooky night in mid October. I was 10 years old at the time, so it was around like a week ago. I was doing my normal thing ya know, eating spicy sweet chili Doritos, going on nbb, and jerking off to my friend's sister. Everything seemed normal. Until all of a sudden, a spaceship came out of nowhere and crashed into my room. I'm not sure how my entire house didn't collapse but it's alright because it was pretty scary.
Anyway a good looking anime girl came out of the pirate ship and said "arrg me matey I'm here to take you on an adventure" or something like that I wasn't really listening I was too busy playing Hearthstone. I was like "alright sure whatever" but then I was like "wait a minute I thought I was at the supermarket"
That's when things got fucked up
All of a sudden I woke up at the supermarket. Again, with the normal spicy sweet chili Doritos and a dildo in my cart. I thought this was the end of the adventure but it wasn't because when I started walking to a cash register I saw a cute little puppy dog. But then all of a sudden the dog turned into a moose and rammed my head off into the moon.
Once i landed on the moon I was looking around because what else could I do I'm only a head. But then I saw the user @Venipa and he walked over to me and said "hello young squire I have chosen you for a mission." Of course I had to accept because I was only a head and he promised me a new robotic body afterwards.
"The first step was to walk over to the super moon mansion and kill the moonman so I can take over the universe" said Venipa.
"Well that's kinda hard since I have no body you fuckin idiot" I told him.
He realized this and picked up my head and started walking me over to the moon castle.
We began to talk more and I got to know his life. The one thing I truly remember is how one time he kicked this one kid named Aoki's butt. It sounded pretty funny and we laughed about it for a good 20 moon days before walking on.
"So what do you do for a living" I asked him "Your mom" he replied
Oh. Now I'm pissed.
I got so angry that lazers came out of my eyes and my nose and they shot everywhere. Like literally everywhere it was crazy.
Venipa ducked to try and avoid the insane Lazer rave I was throwing but he accidentally ducked right into my trap.
He ducked right onto my catapault and flew 30,000,000 feet into deep space before saying "yo make sure to +rep me"
After that I figured out my head had rockets on em and I flew back to earth. But I miscalculated my landing and accidentally landed on Mars where I met Johnny test. He was all like "get the fuck out of here you absolute degenerate" he was a really nice man. After a while I got enough jet fuel to make my eyeballs fly back to earth
Once I got there I found the moose who started this entire story and used his own weakness against him. I said the deadly phrase "Deez nuts"
The moose proceeded to struggle as he was trying his best not to budge. He squirmed, he got angry. But then I heard a slight giggle. Then all of a sudden he opened his mouth and let out the biggest "GOTTEEEM" Ive ever heard.
The floors rumbled, the supermarket collapsed, and the spaceship flew away. Which left me to go home and play tf2.
Lmfao well that was an interesting read at minimum.
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