Prime Giveaway!

Guts · 30-01-2016, 05:15 AM

In honor of both Anime & Infinity

I will be giving away a Prime upgrade to one member.

Rules: You must not have known me prior to joining.
No more than 1 post per page, that means you may post more than once in this thread
Must respond with a joke or your entry will be invalid

Good Luck, ending this contest on the 1st of February

:money: :money: :money:

Natsu · 30-01-2016, 05:21 AM

Not entering, I just want to thank you for your recent support to the site. You're definitely a good pick up to the forum and I hope you stick around.

Good luck to everyone entering. And while I'm here I'll make a joke.

There was once a user named Philip on the forums, if you know him read below.

[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]PHILIP ON DEEZ NUTZ! HA! GOTTEEM! GOTEEEEM!

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meh · 30-01-2016, 05:40 AM

Why are french girls targeted for gang-rape?

Because they've got plenty of holes in them.

I love dark humour.

Silence · 30-01-2016, 05:46 AM

What's the difference between bricks and babies?

You can't eat bricks.

Robert · 30-01-2016, 08:27 AM

What did the bartender say when Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sodium, and Phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
O - Oxygen
H - Hydrogen
S - Sulfur
Na - Sodium
P - Phosphorous

Guts · 01-02-2016, 07:05 PM

Ending this by the end of the day! Good Luck to all!

Syntax · 01-02-2016, 07:27 PM

We talked like once when you were drunk, do you consider that knowing you? If not, I'll edit this post with a joke.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down, and one lands in each of the pints. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint. The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs and takes a long swallow. The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

And another one just so you can have a nice laugh.

If I had woke my dad at two in the morning and told him he had to come pick me up 'cause I was too drunk to drive home, my dad would have said, 'Well try, anyway. How many beers have you had? Six? What are you, a pussy? Get in that car. Pick up your mom on the way home.'

Guts · 01-02-2016, 07:28 PM

01-02-2016, 07:27 PM
Syntax Wrote: We talked like once when you were drunk, do you consider that knowing you? If not, I'll edit this post with a joke.

I originally meant if you were one of the kids in the skype group on leak. But you're fine.

Syntax · 01-02-2016, 07:40 PM

01-02-2016, 07:28 PM
Guts Wrote:
01-02-2016, 07:27 PM
Syntax Wrote: We talked like once when you were drunk, do you consider that knowing you? If not, I'll edit this post with a joke.

I originally meant if you were one of the kids in the skype group on leak. But you're fine.

Oh, alright then. I edited my post.

Guts · 02-02-2016, 04:47 AM

Ending this in about 2 hours or so!!
Good Luck to all who have entered thus far... the jokes were shit. :hurr:

Damn, looks like only 3 people entered this... pretty lame but hey, better chances for those who did enter I guess Tongue

Congratulations to Maiki... even though your joke was by far the worst. ffs
I will put a request for you to be upgraded asap!
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