Serious Describe this, I need to write a poem.

This is a project that I have to do. Please bear with me.

Describe the feeling after you take a shit and have calmed down after the ordeal. Be as descriptive as you can, using as much imagery and sensory description as possible. Don't be afraid to use strong language, I want an accurate and detailed description. Take your time, there is no rush. You'll get a hernia if you do.

Looking forward to your answers, and I hope I can create a decent poem out of it!

lol that's an interesting topic mate, good luck. i'm actually interested in seeing people's replies with an actual description.

Do you want us to write a poem while describing or just describing? I can do both.

01-06-2016, 11:11 PM

Aristocratic Wrote: Do you want us to write a poem while describing or just describing? I can do both.

Both would be great! :yus:

That's quite an odd topic for a poem.

In any case, there are many resources out there for writing better poems.

Off the top of my head, you can look at the WikiHow page.
http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Poem

Before the aftermath:
8:30 PM, the table is set,
8:45 PM the food is set,
Before we eat, we pray in depth,
O lord please grant us with health,
Spicy curry, mother's desire,
O lord, the unbearable fire,
We eat our meal, thank God for that,
Oh no, I just shat.


here comes the details

The Aftermath -
Jesus Lord, why have you forsaken me,
Thou has fucked me, in thy anatomy,
Thy butt is pepperish with anguish,
Sorry in advance, for thy language,
The shite I muster my strength to excrete,
Results in my clenching of thy teeth,
Thy pain is like a thousand swords of flames,
Shooting towards my anal chords in shame,
As I push towards the final drop,
I sit quietly and await the plop,

After the aftermath -

The worst is over, my ordeal is complete,
The sweat is overwhelming, like thy excrete,
The fleet of air fresheners masks the pollution,
I sneeze abhorrently in confusion,
I sit patiently as I flush,
The tranquility of the gush.

02-06-2016, 12:25 AM

Aristocratic Wrote: -snip-

Oh my, you are a god. This is epic. :noh:

02-06-2016, 06:26 AM

fdigl Wrote:

02-06-2016, 12:25 AM

Aristocratic Wrote: -snip-

Oh my, you are a god. This is epic. :noh:

:noh: