So I go to bed at 13:23 because I just come back from shopping and I'm really fucking tired (this is in the fucking afternoon by the way) and I'm having messed up dreams about the zombie apocalypse and how I turned into a total savage. However that's all I can remember. I then suddenly wake up for no fucking reason to find that the FUCKING time is 03:00 AM. First I think that I've only been sleeping for 2 hours because from 1 to 3 = 2 hours right?
I was fucking wrong.
I look outside my bedroom window and it's black as fuck like the sun is being block by a huge object (called the fucking moon). Suddenly my fucking heart stops and I'm getting scared now. Wtf is going on and why is it so dark outside. I go downstairs to see if anyone is watching TV.
It's fucking deserted.
I go to my room-mates room to see if hes there, but I can't see him. This is when I'm fucking shitting my pants because I'm the only guy at home at 3 am in the fucking morning awake, thirsty and starving to death. So I just get some food to eat and to prove my fucking theory I go onto NulledBB to find that the server time is 3:58 AM (GMT +2). I call my sister who is really pissed off that I woke her up (I would kek if I was happy but Imma stab a bitch if she continues to make me mad) and I tell her about how I woke up from 1pm to 3am and if its actually day or night and she just keeps on laughing and laughing and laughing until she says I'm stupid and it's morning and now I'm going to kill her once the sun comes up.