What the most Illegal thing you've done

Unregulated use within city limit of a device that emits a flame greater than 5 feet.
Flamethrowers are fun.

I sent a box of human shit to a scammer who scammed me on eBay, I then doxxed the address and pasted it everywhere because the police fraud wouldn't get my shit back or investigate it. (by shit I mean my GFX card). Also, put listings on craigslist as a 13 year old saying the person at that address raped me. plus some other nasty shit. But the worst thing I did was a few month after when I went to their house and spray paedo on their door and bricks, then slashed up the tires on the car parked outside the house. damn, it's good to confess.

the scammer only got away with it because I never checked to see if his or her PayPal address was verified. I didn't suspect anything when the scammer asked me to post the GFX card to their PayPal address because they forgot to change their eBay address. I was pissed at that time cos I needed the money for bills.

stopped a train with my mates by jumping over the rails at the age of 13

Bought a steam game and then did a chargeback via my debit card, got a free game out of it.

hmm i shot a person... in the hand ... but still ugly xD

Nothing illegal in my past , so everythings good in that point i guess.

well the most illegal thing was stealing money when i was a child :D

I once let my monkey throw a spear at a lion for food.

made a club pengiun account without asking my mom before i signed up :OOO

well i mean i broke a NDA (non disclosure agreement) but thats about it ;-;