Worst Childhood Mistakes

I know it's a little late to be considered "childhood", but not paying attention in school. Getting shitty grades will make your life so much harder after you graduate. If you're in high school and reading this, please, PLEASE pay attention properly.

When I didn't know if the polices phone number was 911 or 91111 so I tried 911 and it called them and I hung up and they called back, my sister answered and yelled me name and I ran outside

I got my ass stuck in a barbie dolls mouth
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I once did not get into a high level math class and needed to bring the report back but i claimed i lost it when my parents asked.

Putting 2 metal knifes into the wall socket at home and getting shocked promptly... I guess it made me smarter.

I remember once as a child I ruined a neighbor's car...

Lets see so many to choose from. I tried kissing a girl in middle school thinking she likes me and that ended up in a slap and humiliation for a couple weeks. Another is lying about using my devices when grounded, which ended up in them getting destroyed. A lot of mistakes will be made later on Im sure, but if you can learn from them theyre all more valuable.

ERR Doing some fat joints in maccieds joking but don't do drugs kids

I punched a wasp nest when I was 5. I don't really think I need to go into detail as to what happened.

Eh, Probably making my teacher cry? I don't know why i was vile to her but i just made her cry, Bit of fun.