5:30 A.M I wake up right, excited because it's valentines day and I actually receivegifts and I give. I go downstairs make me some eggs and bacon and sit down listening to "'Mosh pit"" by Flosstradamus. Everything is Gucci Until....
5:50 A.M After finishing my tasty meal, Im am getting ready for the day when, I here my parents footsteps they give me a little tiny bag and said "Happy Valentines day Son, have a good One" I replied "thanks" They walked off real fast? So quizically I open up the bag and there's a card with some gag toilet paper thats said "My love for you is like Diarrhea, "I just can't hold it in! Now Im salty open up the card and a 1$ bill falls to the floor! My parents came back in laughing and I looked at them like "wtf". So know I knoo next valentines Im not giving them Jack-Squat!
