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gf wants us to go sober

Submitted by Scythe, , Thread ID: 93646

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RE: gf wants us to go sober

#41
If her name isn't maryjane, then go find mary jane and live happily ever after.

RE: gf wants us to go sober

#42
bro if you like to smoke fuck the rest just be happy, when you die there are not more weed

RE: gf wants us to go sober

#43
Ditch one, preferably the gf. Weed is good shit, you can just live off that.

RE: gf wants us to go sober

#44
Okay, let uncle Toluxer get you out of this shithole.What is going to happen is she is going to rat you out at some point if you don't go sober and that means prison time or rehab. You NEVER want prison time or rehab. Say it isn't working before she gets too attached, cut off all ties, find a nice cheap hooker looking girl that is still kind of hot, and dump her once this shit is over. Or, this will get ugly, she will put you in rehab or call the cops, then cry like it wasnt her fault while being reassured by your brother, her new boyfriend, or your parents that it wasnt her fault and she did the right thing. So please, tell her it isnt working and in my words "I'TS TIME FOR THE BIRD TO LEAVE THE NEST" and kick her out or skip towns.

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