i want to join army

i like guns and i like to join army , some ideas on how not to die?

Just stay safe and come back!

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I really don't get why people want to join the army. I thought it was cool too when I was 6 but then I grew up and figured that you're putting your life on the line for a bunch of 1%ers who don't give a fug about you.

Well, rather simple. don't go to the army.. Once you go to the army, it is a calculated risk that you might get badly injured..

As someone said before, you end up putting your life on the line for the wrong reasons. You're not defending freedom or your country when you join the army. It just there to protect some corporate interest.

If someone start shooting at you, as the fire coming at youpoint your enemy with your index and scream stop. The bullets will fall to the ground, youropponentdefeatedand you will be the hero of a not so great war.

and welcome here i want to say this to see you next time week tomorrow in the my jail room sorry i 01320213123

you'd probably die in there... but death isn't all that bad y'know. you being here and alive right now also means that you're killing things around you, taking the life from them. e.g. eating plantlife.