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by johnsopao - 26-04-2020, 05:42 PM
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Posted: 26-04-2020, 05:42 PM
First time I ever tried survival, I tried to break wood by spam-clicking it. It didn't work.
Later, when I figured out how to break blocks, I decided to mine. I dug, you guessed it, straight down. I fell into a cave full of monsters, was torn to shreds, and respawned, determined to get my stuff back. I jumped down my hole, only to fall ~70 blocks and die. "I know!" I thought to myself, "I'll use my gold to make boots! Those will surely break my fall." It turns out, boots don't work like that. Oh well.
Ooh, last one, I promise. Early on, when I was still learning the basics of crafting, I played "The Walls" with a good friend. During the beginning of the match, I helped him harvest wood. Then he asked me to make sticks. Right, sticks. Just 2 wood thingy thangs on a crafting table. I tried every possible shape with these 2 wood thingy thangs, except for putting them in a 1 by 2 column. I had completely forgotten how to make a stick. He had to make them for me. We still talk about this, 'cause he thought it was hilarious. About 2 minutes later, during the same game, I fell into lava in what was probably the most pathetic parkour attempt in the history of Minecraft.
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Posted: 27-04-2020, 05:49 PM
my first time in minecraft i join in a cave and dead by creaper i dont now if creaper will kill me '-
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Posted: 29-04-2020, 10:02 AM
I started breaking stone by my hands and thought that feather is a sword
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Posted: 04-05-2020, 10:54 AM
My first time in Minecraft was like a horror game. I don't know why, but spiders at night very crepe
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Posted: 04-05-2020, 12:55 PM (04-05-2020, 01:24 PM minecraftman_444. Edited 1 time in total. Edited 1 time in total.)
My first time in Minecraft was like a horror game. I don't know why, but creepers are very annoying.
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Posted: 03-06-2020, 07:55 PM
I ben killed by skelleton murdere and im heat my friend
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Posted: 03-06-2020, 10:57 PM
I got scared and hid in a cave only to get killed by creepers anyways haha. I feel ya
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Posted: 04-06-2020, 04:20 AM
my first time in minecraft i join in a cave and dead by creaper i dont now if creaper will kill me hahahaaha
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Posted: 17-06-2020, 12:40 AM
That’s a fat L. You just have to play the game more and get used to it. You’ll be a normal player in no time
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Posted: 17-06-2020, 01:54 AM
My first time in Minecraft was like a horror game. I don't know why, but spiders at night very crepe
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