What's the most useless talent you have?

I can gleek, people say they cant

none i have no talents absolutely 0

moving my ears, amazing talent i know haha

i am an introvert with a great ability for stand up comedy

I can put my whole fist in my mouth. Wanna see?

i can speedwalk really fast

I know how to learn blunts and cigarettes with gloves, either The North Face or leather ones.
It's really simple when your mind know how to fuse ur hand with your glove, and it's cool, especially in winter. I prefer to smoke outside at parties or even go down my flat.