What's the most useless talent you have?

I can lick my elbow. I have an extremely flexible tongue.

I give very good back massages but don't like touching people, so it's useless

i can make 15 posts with over 50 characters each to contribute to a very helpful forum!

I can bend my thumbs all the way back and pretend like I broke them.

I can do the eyebrow thing of the Rock. Never impressed anyone with it. All looked wierdly back at me.

I'm able to lick my nose, completly useless but hey at least i can flex on some ppl

Imitate other people, I get do your voices(famous In my Country) , you know, imitate and I dance like M.J but not much

Bob Sponge
M.J (dance)
Serjo Berranteiro (Meme)
Marcelo Rezende
Sheep (great)
Dog
Cat
Horse (great)

I can do weird noises and morph my voice with my throat.

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I can do weird noises and morph my voice with my throat.

I can make a killer turkey sound

being able to crack every bone in my body