what do you do on the toilet

I don't know, for me the bathroom is like a sacred place. It's like my fortress of solitude. When I'm dropping a deuce it's just nice to sit back and takein the moment. I know that sounds boring, but man, when you've got a wife, daughter, and niece all living in your house and the females are always up your ass about this and that, it's just nice to get away. I mean my garage isn't even sacred anymore; it's full of all this weird shit they buy from garage sales and Amazon and never use. The bathroom is the last place that I have left that I can say is mine, at least while I'm in there. So I do absolutely nothing. In fact, sometimes I just go in there when I don't have to go, just to catch a break. It's pretty great.