what do you do on the toilet

Contemplate the meaning of life, look at stuff on the phone. Probably what most people do. =/

Use my phone and watch a show.

scrolll through tiktok for about 30 mins or play clash royale

Scroll through twitter for like 10 mins until i finish

I don't know, for me the bathroom is like a sacred place. It's like my fortress of solitude. When I'm dropping a deuce it's just nice to sit back and takein the moment. I know that sounds boring, but man, when you've got a wife, daughter, and niece all living in your house and the females are always up your ass about this and that, it's just nice to get away. I mean my garage isn't even sacred anymore; it's full of all this weird shit they buy from garage sales and Amazon and never use. The bathroom is the last place that I have left that I can say is mine, at least while I'm in there. So I do absolutely nothing. In fact, sometimes I just go in there when I don't have to go, just to catch a break. It's pretty great.

Reading an aerosol can discriptions and structure of this good smelling thing

Use my phone while I scroll through Tiktok.

watch youtube when peeing

scroll on my phone if i remember to take it, otherwise talk to whatever pet followed me in

take fat shits while scrolling tok