pickup lines

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?
Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!
You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on!
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from

(This one actually works sometimes)
Me: sweety, i think you have something in your eyes
Girl: really? what is it?
Me: I know my fault, its just a beautiful sparkle!