pickup lines

if u going to town and need some pickup lines then i gotem right here bois

Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!

Do you drink Pepsi? Because youre so-da-licious!

8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you

Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.

28-04-2018, 07:53 PM

Bassdrop Wrote: I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.

That one seriously fucking killed me off, spat my rum on the keyboard.. thanks a bunch :lol:

Thanks for sharing, but seriously pickup lines don't work. The only way to go is to be yourself and find people who like you for it. Sorry..

Do you like to draw? Cause I put the D in Raw.

Call me Chris Brown, cause Id hit that!

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?
Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!
You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on!
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from

(This one actually works sometimes)
Me: sweety, i think you have something in your eyes
Girl: really? what is it?
Me: I know my fault, its just a beautiful sparkle!

29-04-2018, 11:54 AM

JokerA Wrote: The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

I like that one ;'D

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29-04-2018, 12:04 PM

r0flez Wrote: Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from

that one is just disturbing!

29-04-2018, 12:14 PM

cgtweb Wrote: that one is just disturbing!

I learnt that one from a dude from Wales!

29-04-2018, 12:18 PM

r0flez Wrote: I learnt that one from a dude from Wales!

Haha, I love wales but there are some fucked up characters here :lol:

are we in the same class? Cause i think we have chemistry.