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28-04-2018, 07:30 PM
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if u going to town and need some pickup lines then i gotem right here bois

Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me!

Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!

8 Planets, 1 Universe, 1.735 billion people, and i end up with you

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28-04-2018, 07:53 PM
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Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people.

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28-04-2018, 07:54 PM
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28-04-2018, 07:53 PM
Bassdrop Wrote:
I put the STD in stud, all I need is U.

That one seriously fucking killed me off, spat my rum on the keyboard.. thanks a bunch  :lol:

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29-04-2018, 11:36 AM
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Thanks for sharing, but seriously pickup lines don't work. The only way to go is to be yourself and find people who like you for it. Sorry..

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29-04-2018, 11:54 AM
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Do you like to draw? Cause I put the D in Raw.

Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that!

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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29-04-2018, 12:04 PM
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My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?
Hi, i'm a burgular... and I'm gonna smash your back door in!
You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on!
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from

(This one actually works sometimes)
Me: sweety, i think you have something in your eyes
Girl: really? what is it?
Me: I know my fault, its just a beautiful sparkle!

ThEse r m3 b0yz

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29-04-2018, 11:54 AM
JokerA Wrote:
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

I like that one ;'D

29-04-2018, 12:04 PM
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Your so hot I'd jack your dad off just to see where you came from

that one is just disturbing!

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29-04-2018, 12:18 PM
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29-04-2018, 12:14 PM
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that one is just disturbing!

I learnt that one from a dude from Wales!  Smile

ThEse r m3 b0yz

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29-04-2018, 12:20 PM
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29-04-2018, 12:18 PM
r0flez Wrote:
I learnt that one from a dude from Wales!  Smile

Haha, I love wales but there are some fucked up characters here  :lol:

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29-04-2018, 05:23 PM
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are we in the same class? Cause i think we have chemistry.
Wow, my own sig??? I have to start this sig with listing chill members, the following members are chill!

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