?First time offenders will see fines of $100-$500, depending on the quantity of pornography or the amount of digital graphic content seized on the criminals computer. Repeat offenders can expect 30 days in jail or worse, depending on what type of pornography is found in the individuals possession. Missionary style pornography will result in a fine or up to 30 days in jail, while pornography that involves any kind of homogayness, that being sodomy or Devil worshipping, will result in long-term prison sentences. Law enforcement will also be working closely with local ISPs and the NSA to monitor those who search out porn on the internet. We will win the war on porn and masturbation.
?I think it is great what Utah has done today in fighting the war against self-rape. The rest of the country needs to get with the times, vote for Ted Cruz, and make masturbation illegal once and for all.