Childhood Lies

That eating carrots makes you see in the dark :( but it doesnt

The biggest childhood lies? Math is useless.

If I knew how exactly math good for QoL, I would study it 24/7 while I was at school.

that school is the key to success and the world is such a marvelous place with only sunshine and rainbows

My elder sister told me that if I swallow orange seed I will have orange tree grow form my throat.
I believed every bit of it.