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03-05-2018, 05:52 PM
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I am quite suprised there is not a post about this yet. Go ahead, list them all.

Actually, lemme start.

Dad, make me a sandwich.
-Poof, you are a sandwich now.
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04-05-2018, 12:26 AM
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Oh my lord that was such a dad joke Lmao, it was horrible don't have a joke my self but had to reply after that joke

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15-05-2018, 10:49 PM
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What kind of shoes does a toad wear?

open TOAD shoes


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15-05-2018, 10:53 PM
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15-05-2018, 10:49 PM
Itsjpink Wrote: What kind of shoes does a toad wear?

open TOAD shoes


haHAA

I do not get it?

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15-05-2018, 11:19 PM
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My wife gets upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.

... But thats a whisk Im willing to take. bad dum tss.. haha

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15-05-2018, 11:45 PM
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You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you're in there? European.
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16-05-2018, 12:11 AM
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What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurty- y
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16-05-2018, 12:18 AM
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I read a book on anti-gravity.
I couldnt put it down...



I should stop now lol.
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16-05-2018, 01:50 AM
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Really? No one? No one put Hugh Mungus in here?
i am fairly dissapointed.
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18-05-2018, 12:30 AM
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What did the dry fish say to the other? Long time no see
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