Do you have a girlfriend?

Nope, broke up with mine not to long ago for lying. Thats all females do nowadays.. The single life is the way to go!

Yes but the relationship is complicated. I wish it was better.

No, but if it had it would be very sweet but would not deal with a troll idiot

A girlfriend? Is this some kind of foreign creature or a trick that you have placed here

Nah, although been chatting with someone for like 3 months. I'm just too shy i guess.

I did for 5 years then she ceated on me by her cousin. yeah i know disgusting....

my wife fxxxxg my brain everyday because she love me xD

Yes. I have needs, as do most men once they grow up.

If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't be wasting my time on the internet all day like i am right now. damn.

NO, Iam sad and alone,, depressed and dying inside