Dumbest things

What are some dumbest things you've done in your life?

I once did psychedlics in prison

Jump out a window and say, I believe I could fly. ...
Read this list. ...
Play with kitchen knives. ...
Use tablets as swords. ...
Go to your parents with the stupidest face you can and say "I'm a little uni-corn" in the most farmer voice you can. ...
Jump out of moving cars. ...
Join ISIS.

So when I was a kid, I heard about lighting hair spray on fire from some kids at school (yeah, I'm from the 80s), so I tried it at home and caught the curtains in the living room on fire. My mom was so pissed. And my dad, man, I got my assed whooped pretty bad that day. Oh the 80s were so fun!

Ran in front of a swing when I was 5, no comment.

solfd all doge before pump

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commenting ona stupid ass page for a free download. fuck all ytou bitches

Have you guys ever bought Among Us on a modern day console? I did and I regret it.

Moved to an apartment. Mistakes were made

My life is a mistake, my existance

fell in love with a random person too soon after a hook up