Funny give me your best funny joke

I wanna leave today like it's the last day of my life i want to laugh a lot tell me some jokes

My friends. My friends is just a joke and in reality I have no friends.

04-11-2018, 07:08 PM

Wolfeii Wrote: My friends. My friends is just a joke and in reality I have no friends.

maaan you justmaade my daay XDDD

04-11-2018, 06:40 PM

Golden Wrote: I wanna leave today like it's the last day of my life i want to laugh a lot tell me some jokes

This is a joke.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?
...
A ripoff.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SI TAHT BECCAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The bear passed through the forest, saw a burning car, got into it and burned

Two scientists walk into a bar, One says I'll have some H2O please, the other says i'll have some H20 Too please

guess what....
what?
CHicken butt!
hahahahah got ya boyyy

07-11-2018, 07:52 AM

JoelBri92 Wrote: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
...
A ripoff.

omg I have fantom pains just reading that...

Quote:Two scientists walk into a bar, One says I'll have some H2O please, the other says i'll have some H20 Too please

I'm such a nerd this actually made me laugh