Funny jokes

this is a funny joke

a woman comes to the doctor
and the doctor is also a woman

such a quick joke, if it's not funny then sorry

that joke was really funny lol

This is also a 'Master' pick-up line, but... "Did you fart? because you blew me away"

9 Eight 7, clear cannibal, rip 7

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
?Get out of here! shouts the bartender. ?We dont serve your type.

Two peanuts walking down a road

One of them were assaulted

The Elephant's panties were stolen.
They searched for the thief for a long time, but did not find it.
The Lion collected all the animals on this matter and asks:
- Who stole the elephant's panties?
Everyone is silent. They ask the ant:
- Ant, confess, did you steal the Elephant's pants?
- What, I can't even try them on?

A woman is walking home with her three daughters- Rose, Lily, and Cinderblock.

Rose asks her mother, ?Mom, why did you name me Rose?

To which her mother replies, ?Well sweetie, when we were coming home from the hospital with you a rose fell on your head!

Lily, curious now, asks her mother ?Mom, why did you name me after a flower too?

To which her mother replies, ?Well sweetie, when we were coming home from the hospital with you a lily fell on your head!

Cinderblock says to her mother, ?hghghdnbgh!!? dnbgh!??!

28-04-2018, 04:12 PM

kikiriki Wrote: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman ?

Snowballs !


Go on.. share yours ?

LMFAOOO Okay I laughed too hard for this. I suck at jokes but i'll be scouting this thread for the originality

03-05-2018, 05:44 PM

DeCarvalho Wrote: What a skeleton yeld after scoring in a football game?

GHOOOUUULLLL!!!

i know i know
i'll try harder next time

Got a little chuckle out of me