Funny just a joke

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
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Of course, a house doesnt jump at all.

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omitted should I show him who's boss when it comes to jokes?

19-11-2017, 01:34 AM

keno Wrote: omitted should I show him who's boss when it comes to jokes?

YES

Why did the pencil commit suicide? There was no "point" in living anymore.

A blind man walks into a bar... and a chair, and a table

Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

Have you heard of the shovel? It was a ground breaking invention.
Did you hear about the koala who couldn't go to college? He didn't have the koalafications
omitted

"Mom, where do tampons go?"

"Where the babies come from, darling."

"In the stork?"

Im very sorry but that joke wasnt really funny at all

I just found this. I know it is really bad but made me laughed for a second

?What does the word gay mean? asked a son his father.

?It means happy, replied the father.

?Oh, contested the son, ?so you are gay then?

?No, son, I have a wife.