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How long was ur first time ?

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31-01-2018, 04:31 AM
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31-01-2018, 04:24 AM
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Buahahaha love this one, also drunk sex does in fact make it last longer take a lesson kids, lol


Dude I just got the reference. Hitchhikers Guide

This guy has his way with his books. Honestly not hard tho. Like drill a hole and go to town. Tho I imagine the paper cuts must be quite intense.
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31-01-2018, 04:35 AM
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Since this thread seems to be getting some attention, I'll give my response lol.

My first time wasn't til I was seventeen unfortunately. I was too invested with my social status and honestly drugs interested me more than girls, I was a dumb kid.

My first girlfriend and I had sex at her house, and she was experienced more than I was. Although I was really good my first time, but I was nervous. Due to the nerves, and not being comfortable with her yet I managed an hour. It sucked to be honest. I'm no way exaggerating or bragging because I would never want to last that long off one nut. Sure I have sex nowadays for longer or less but I can go a few "nuts" deep L0l. My average lasting time now is about 20-30 minutes.

Anyone that smokes weed will probably disagree with me here, but I last way longer when I'm high. If I were to have sex completely sober I'd prob last 10-15 minutes. A gift though because being stoned during sex especially that long is quite the experience.

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31-01-2018, 04:40 AM
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31-01-2018, 04:35 AM
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Since this thread seems to be getting some attention, I'll give my response lol.

My first time wasn't til I was seventeen unfortunately. I was too invested with my social status and honestly drugs interested me more than girls, I was a dumb kid.

My first girlfriend and I had sex at her house, and she was experienced more than I was. Although I was really good my first time, but I was nervous. Due to the nerves, and not being comfortable with her yet I managed an hour. It sucked to be honest. I'm no way exaggerating or bragging because I would never want to last that long off one nut. Sure I have sex nowadays for longer or less but I can go a few "nuts" deep L0l. My average lasting time now is about 20-30 minutes.

Anyone that smokes weed will probably disagree with me here, but I last way longer when I'm high. If I were to have sex completely sober I'd prob last 10-15 minutes. A gift though because being stoned during sex especially that long is quite the experience.

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Not my first time, but i get you.

I was fucking this model. I think she had insomnia and a boat load of other disorders. Idk, she was hot and wanted the d so I wasn't complaining. Her roommate was gone all weekend so we had the place to ourselves. I kid you not. We started at 11pm and we fucked until 7am. Fucking 8 hours man. And I didn't cum even once. idk what the fuck was wrong with me, but i could not shoot my load. i was baffled, she was intrigued. Dated her for like 2 weeks after, I usually last about 40 minutes now a days. But she wanted the d. And like only the d. So after 3 weeks I cut it off with her. She was psychoticand a sex fiend.

Why do I always attract the fucked up ones smh
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31-01-2018, 04:47 AM
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31-01-2018, 04:40 AM
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Not my first time, but i get you.

I was fucking this model. I think she had insomnia and a boat load of other disorders. Idk, she was hot and wanted the d so I wasn't complaining. Her roommate was gone all weekend so we had the place to ourselves. I kid you not. We started at 11pm and we fucked until 7am. Fucking 8 hours man. And I didn't cum even once. idk what the fuck was wrong with me, but i could not shoot my load. i was baffled, she was intrigued. Dated her for like 2 weeks after, I usually last about 40 minutes now a days. But she wanted the d. And like only the d. So after 3 weeks I cut it off with her. She was psychoticand a sex fiend.

Why do I always attract the fucked up ones smh

It's proven that mentally ill people are magically attracted to other mentally ill whether they are aware of it or not. I'm the same way and my past 2 girlfriends were dumb blondes with IQ of less than 5, but super hot, but super annoying.

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31-01-2018, 04:56 AM
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It's proven that mentally ill people are magically attracted to other mentally ill whether they are aware of it or not. I'm the same way and my past 2 girlfriends were dumb blondes with IQ of less than 5, but super hot, but super annoying.

What a nice way to tell someone they're fucked in the head. Thanks man
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31-01-2018, 04:59 AM
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31-01-2018, 04:24 AM
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Dude I just got the reference. Hitchhikers Guide

Yes, you got it!

But that number has no relation to this thread.
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31-01-2018, 04:59 AM
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What a nice way to tell someone they're fucked in the head. Thanks man

You're not fucked in the head Guts, you're just... special.

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31-01-2018, 04:59 AM
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31-01-2018, 04:56 AM
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What a nice way to tell someone they're fucked in the head. Thanks man

You are not fucked in the head, dont worry about it Guts. If that were the case then how am I with my wife? Im nuts and she aint

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31-01-2018, 04:59 AM
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You're not fucked in the head Guts, you're just... special.

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I guess we're both special. Special enough to join the Special Olympics you think?

31-01-2018, 04:59 AM
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You are not fucked in the head, dont worry about it Guts. If that were the case then how am I with my wife? Im nuts and she aint

Nah it's all good. I really am tho.

Like my mind is so dense with dark and shitty stuff that it's a miracle I'm still alive.
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31-01-2018, 05:03 AM
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31-01-2018, 05:00 AM
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I guess we're both special. Special enough to join the Special Olympics you think?


Nah it's all good. I really am tho.

Like my mind is so dense with dark and shitty stuff that it's a miracle I'm still alive.

Guts, thats normal to feel that way. I feel the same way most of the time. Thats why I take Anxiety meds that are also an anti depressant...

Anyway continue on with yalls porn star like first times.... seriously...........................
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