Looking to get my hands on the ol' mighty coin (bitcoin) best ways to go about this?

Greetings lads and lassies, I've been looking to get my hands on some good crisp coin for a while now, never really acted on it, mostly want some so I can buy shit off the dark web for my drug addiction.
Now, I've been browsing a few sites online that say they are selling bitcoin in exchange for Paypal and such, but most of the require some type of photo id or some document proving citizenship or some stupid shit that I don't fuck with especially for my drugs if you feel where I'm coming from. Now look son, if you know some places where I can get my hands on some of this coin, please let me know. I understand you might not be able to source on here so just shoot me a message. If you message me saying you'll sell me some, you better have some damn good rep on here. I'm trying to buy some with Paypal or with cashapp. Let me know the best places to get this coin.
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